Safety First Advocates Pillows

'First things first, son. 'Clunk-click, every trip.'' 'Oh, yes! Stereo on, insert disc.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Careful."

Cafe Burns.

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Boozing and Cruising

"Here comes the super-visor."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"