Surgical Squad Gifts

'Relax - we're all in this together.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"He fought like hell."

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

Save the bacon,

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Relax, the operation will be over in no time.'

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

"Take note, Clammerhorn. The yellow tank is helium."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

Ladies in pink, thank you.