Surgical Teams Gifts

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

Football supporters.

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Say, please.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

Surgeon

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"What a week!"

Knives sharpened

"Two breast implants coming up!"

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Take note, Clammerhorn. The yellow tank is helium."

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."