Security Squad Gifts

Insecurity

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'You know too much,'

High security Santa's grotto

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

TSA Noah

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"I need to know who started it."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I'll take this one."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Moulin Rouge Security