Security Guards Gifts

"It's a break!"

Night-shift entrance

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Mouse shopping after hours

Job Vacancy: Supermarket Security Man - Applicant Must be...Middle-Aged, Overweight, Sweaty, Ineffectual.

"He likes it."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

High security Santa's grotto

'You know too much,'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Airport Security.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

TSA Noah

"I need to know who started it."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I'll take this one."

Moulin Rouge Security

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Slow Night

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'