"That's an old photo."
Security Guard Gifts
Looking for a gift for your security guard? Our collection features humorous and meaningful products that honor their hard work and alertness. Find the perfect mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print to show appreciation for the safeguard keeping everything secure. These items blend wit and respect, making your gift stand out.
"Surveillance camera 743 shows you disabling surveillance camera 742."
'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
Taxicab security.
'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'
Watching The Watchers.
'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'
'That's our head of security.'
'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'
'My insurance won't pay for an MRI!'
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
Caribbean Airport Security
'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
'When we ask you to present a photo ID we prefer one that has your own picture on it.'
"You. You. And you."
'I'm conducting my own stress test!'
'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'
'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'
Foiling a robber by tieing his laces together
'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'
Who are the most important people at the World Cup?
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.
'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
Security guards guarding a pot and cup of coffee on display.
TSA Lines
Stop Canadian terrorist beaver!
'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
Santa Security Check
"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."
Security guard disperses football team.
Neighbourhood Watch Area.
Santa's Security
'What's so funny is we only have a roll of quarters left.'
Security Guard Gifts Collection
Security Guard Mugs
Discover more security guard mugs that combine humor and gratitude — perfect for their morning routine or coffee breaks.
Security Guard Pillows
Explore cozy pillows celebrating security guards, blending comfort with appreciation for their tireless alertness and service.
Security Guard Prints
Decorate with purpose using our security guard prints, featuring clever and motivational designs to honor their vital role in safety.
Security Guard T-Shirts
Find witty and respectful security guard t-shirts that showcase their dedication with a touch of humor — great for casualwear or work events.