Security Worker Gifts

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"This is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

High security Santa's grotto

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

TSA Noah

"I need to know who started it."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The Scanner Of Love.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I spy with my little eye…"