Slow Heroes
Airport Security Worker Gifts
Shopping for an airport security professional? Explore our unique collection of gifts that highlight their important work, mixing wit with appreciation. Perfect for special occasions or just because, these items add a touch of humor and recognition to their busy lives.
"I'm sorry, but your make-up exceeds your weight allowance."
UK border controls relaxed.
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
'Where was the TSA?'
Airport Security.
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
TSA Noah
'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'
The World's Easiest Airport
Employee of the Month Parking
"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."
"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."
The Scanner Of Love.
"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
Disinformation booth.
A Little Extra
Attack of the Underwear Bomber
Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
Limerick Airport
"It's my helper trout!"
'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Rubbish Carousel
"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."
"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."
"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."
Airport Bored Rooms
'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'
"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"
Airport Security Worker Gifts Collection
Airport Security Worker Mugs
Discover more fun and thoughtful mugs designed for airport security workers—perfect for adding a smile to their daily routine.
Airport Security Worker Pillows
Explore cozy, humorous pillows that honor airport security staff—great for livening up their workspace or relaxation area.
Airport Security Worker Prints
Browse stylish prints that celebrate airport security professionals with wit and charm—ideal for their home or office.
Airport Security Worker T-Shirts
Find witty and comfortable t-shirts that salute airport security heroes—perfect for casual wear and making them smile.