Airport Security Gifts

"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"

X-Ray and Mammagram

"This doesn't look like you."

!Good news...We found your lost luggage...Well, actually the drug dog found it.'

"It's a boy!"

"Pandora's Carry-on"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Suddenly it occurred to Christian that trying to mask the smell of the drugs with gravy wasn't such a good idea.

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Not expected to pass through Customs...

"We're very thorough at this airport."

Tortoise having his shell checked by Customs.

Airport: 'Will Bo Peep please pick up a white courtesy phone...'

Elephant at Airport Security

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Working at the TSA...Pat-Down Fridays

'Excuse me sir, I've just been informed that you are on the 'No Fly' list.'

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Airport traffic

"After you fair damsel, for I fear I may be some time."

"We'd prefer you take your shoes off before you put them on the belt, sir."

"Anything to declare?"

'Sir, you can't rob airline check-in.'

'You're right, good joke, bad timing...'

"No way!!"

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"

"You look nothing like passport photograph sir...!"

'Hold it, Ma'am. There seems to be something very wrong here.'

Figure 1. TSA Uniform Guide

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

The Tin Man sets off the metal detector at the airport.

In air traffic big technical devices are prohibited now. Even Aircrafts.