Airport Security Analyst Gifts

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Aggression/Security

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Computer Controlled Car

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We're out of duct tape.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Pet Drone

IT security.