Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'
Airport Security Professional Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for an airport security professional? Our collection combines humor with appreciation, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints specially curated for those ensuring our safety at the airport. Whether it’s for a badge-wearing colleague or a proud security staff member, find a gift that makes their day brighter and shows your gratitude for their vigilance and integrity.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
UK border controls relaxed.
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
'Where was the TSA?'
Airport Security.
'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
The World's Easiest Airport
"He's a guard dog."
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
TSA Noah
'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."
Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'
"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
The Scanner Of Love.
Employee of the Month Parking
"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."
Privacy Conference Security
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"
'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'
Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.
A Little Extra
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"Beware of Don"
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
Disinformation booth.
Airport Security Professional Gifts Collection
Airport Security Professional Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate airport security professionals—perfect for gifting, coffee breaks, or adding a humorous touch to their workspace.
Airport Security Professional Pillows
Discover pillows that combine comfort with humor, a delightful gift for airport security staff to enjoy at home or work with a smile.
Airport Security Professional Prints
Browse our prints that honor the dedication of airport security professionals—ideal for decorating their workspace or home with pride and personality.
Airport Security Professional T-Shirts
Check out our humor-filled t-shirts designed for airport security pros—comfortable, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their vital role with a witty twist.