Airport Security Professional Pillows

Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World's Easiest Airport

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The Scanner Of Love.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

A Little Extra

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Beware of Don"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.