Airport Security Worker Pillows

Slow Heroes

"I'm sorry, but your make-up exceeds your weight allowance."

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Scanner Of Love.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

A Little Extra

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"It's my helper trout!"

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Rubbish Carousel

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Airport Bored Rooms

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"