Airport Security Guard Pillows

Revealing Airport Security

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

High security Santa's grotto

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I need to know who started it."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

TSA Noah

Employee of the Month Parking

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Moulin Rouge Security

Disinformation booth.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Slow Night

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'