Airport Security Guard Gifts

Revealing Airport Security

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

High security Santa's grotto

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

TSA Noah

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I need to know who started it."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Scanner Of Love.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Moulin Rouge Security

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I'll take this one."

Scarecrows guarding a field