Airport Ground Crew Gifts

Deicing on the cake.

"Student driver"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

The Scanner Of Love.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Disinformation booth.

A Little Extra

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Rubbish Carousel

"It's my helper trout!"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."