Airport Ground Crew T-Shirts

Deicing on the cake.

"Student driver"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Where was the TSA?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World's Easiest Airport

TSA Noah

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Two airplanes

"It's my helper trout!"

Airport Bored Rooms

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Rubbish Carousel

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."