Ground Crew Member T-Shirts

"Please enjoy the complimentary preflight de-icing entertainment."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Yardless: Please help

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Employee of the Month Parking

Next camera crew 5 mins

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

Lifesaver!

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'I work at the airport.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I found another pothole.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Turd golf...

Deicing on the cake.

Mask Autumn

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Student driver"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."