Ground Crew Member Mugs

"Please enjoy the complimentary preflight de-icing entertainment."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Yardless: Please help

Employee of the Month Parking

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Must get a longer cable."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

'I work at the airport.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I found another pothole.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Mask Autumn

Turd golf...

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Deicing on the cake.

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Student driver"

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"Who wants to go first?"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."