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The modern American airport

"No contraband, but I found a small tumor right here."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Where was the TSA?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

TSA Noah

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Disinformation booth.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Rubbish Carousel

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Two airplanes

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airport Bored Rooms

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"It's my helper trout!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."