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Rubbish Carousel

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

The World Wide Web.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Parking meter on the moon.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"It's my helper trout!"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Two airplanes

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'