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The Problem with the TSA

'Bomb voyage Minister!'

Airport Toilet Hand Drying Machine

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World Wide Web.

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

The Scanner Of Love.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Parking meter on the moon.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Airport Bored Rooms

"It's my helper trout!"

Rubbish Carousel