New Job At Airport T-Shirts

The Problem with the TSA

'Bomb voyage Minister!'

Airport Toilet Hand Drying Machine

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Disinformation booth.

Parking meter on the moon.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Rubbish Carousel

Two airplanes

"It's my helper trout!"

Airport Bored Rooms

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."