New Job At An Airport Prints

Rubbish Carousel

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

The Scanner Of Love.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

Parking meter on the moon.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Two airplanes

Airport Bored Rooms

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"It's my helper trout!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

The Cashless Society is Here