Airport Workers Gifts

'Customs have busted Happy and Dopey, act like you're not with them.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

The Scanner Of Love.

Employee of the Month Parking

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

A Little Extra

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

"It's my helper trout!"

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

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