Security Company Staff Gifts

'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'You know too much,'

'Where was the TSA?'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Airport Security.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

TSA Noah

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Beware of Don"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"The club scene is really changing."