Security Company Staff Gifts

'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

TSA Noah

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

A Little Extra

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Beware of Don"

"I spy with my little eye…"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Scarecrows guarding a field

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"The club scene is really changing."