Security Agents Gifts

Capture of Hector Beltran Leyva

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

High security Santa's grotto

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

TSA Noah

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I need to know who started it."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

The Scanner Of Love.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

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