Security Agents Pillows

Capture of Hector Beltran Leyva

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'You know too much,'

High security Santa's grotto

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Airport Security.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Where was the TSA?'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

TSA Noah

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'