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Insecurity

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

TSA Noah

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I need to know who started it."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

The Scanner Of Love.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I'll take this one."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Moulin Rouge Security

Slow Night

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.