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"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

High security Santa's grotto

'You know too much,'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Airport Security.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

TSA Noah

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"He's a guard dog."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I need to know who started it."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo