Security Service Personnel Pillows

"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

High security Santa's grotto

'You know too much,'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Airport Security.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Where was the TSA?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

TSA Noah

"I need to know who started it."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.