Study Squad Gifts

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Nervous Student

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."