Station Squad Gifts

"This way, O' Brien."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"The table of stationers would like to send you their compliment slips."

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

'Trainspotters'

'Do you have to bring your homework home with you?!'

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

'Here to reply to last night's editorial by our Station Manager, is our Station Manager, who has changed his mind....'

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

A dilemma at a train station.

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'I checked, they say acorns cause liver poisoning so the answer is 'no'.'