Support System Member Prints

"I warned you, Silvia, all 8 foot lizard creatures are the same."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Couple

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"And this is my life support system."

"You can do it!"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

Hot Line

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'