Enterprise Architect Gifts

"Those are business chunks, Hanson, all part of this great puzzle we call enterprise."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Team Leader

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

Building a company.

Human Brain

Information about information about information about information.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Now all we need is a good script."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Information vs. confusion

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Writer's Block Party

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Thinking outside the box.

Bulb

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."