Enterprise Architect Gifts

"Those are business chunks, Hanson, all part of this great puzzle we call enterprise."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Team Leader

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Books Providing Bright Idea

The Doorway to Ideas

"Writer's block?"

Building a company.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Human Brain

Information about information about information about information.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Now all we need is a good script."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Information vs. confusion

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Writer's Block Party

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Thinking outside the box.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Bulb

"This part we still need to iron out."