Cloud Computing Expert Gifts

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

"I'd feel a lot better if all my neuroses were backed up on the cloud."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

"I still maintain an online presence."

The Cloud

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

Computing in the Cloud

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"