Cloud Technician Gifts

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Where was I?

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Fixing the Computer.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

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