Cloud Network Engineer Gifts

'Large pieces of this cloud are being leased to data storage companies. Perhaps we can get a job working here.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

A Highly Networked Staff

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Introduction to Computer Science. In this class we'll cover hardware design, software engineering, cyber security, networking and many other topics. Later you can take advanced classes and study these subjects in great detail. The scary part is no matter how much we learn about computers we'll never know as much about them as they know about us!

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

IT security.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Wifi Peacock

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"You can find me on Inkedin."