Cloud Network Engineer T-Shirts

'Large pieces of this cloud are being leased to data storage companies. Perhaps we can get a job working here.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

A Highly Networked Staff

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Wifi Peacock

IT security.

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"