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"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'He's got his head in the clouds again.'

'Methinks more like a data storage and processing centre.'

'I have an opening for a cloud computing specialist, but they want someone younger. I have an opening for a corporate security manager but they want someone older.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I still maintain an online presence."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."