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Cloud computing.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'