Cloud Guru T-Shirts

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

"We have been saving files in the cloud since the beginning of time!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

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