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"I'd feel a lot better if all my neuroses were backed up on the cloud."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Cloud Computing.

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Postcards from Heaven...

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Primordial Schmooze

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Media Darling.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"He's networking again!"