Network Engineer Gifts

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Networks, databases, the internet, the web, where is it all going?" Computer answers - "I haven't made up my mind yet!"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"The system's down."

'How is the networking going?'

Cloud Computing.

'Ever since they installed the SPAM filter, I haven't had a single letter.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'

Free Range Wifi.

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"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

Blocked Network

'And just why would you need a firewall?'

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"My name is the Cloud, and I'll be your server."

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"The Wifi went down for a couple of minutes..."

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"I, too, believe in a powerful wireless router. However, this may be overkill."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'What's the big deal - we've been meeting on line for 100 years!'

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

"Look at him with his head in the Cloud."

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