Network Engineer Gifts

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Networks, databases, the internet, the web, where is it all going?" Computer answers - "I haven't made up my mind yet!"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

"The system's down."

'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Ever since they installed the SPAM filter, I haven't had a single letter.'

Cloud Computing.

'How is the networking going?'

"My name is the Cloud, and I'll be your server."

'And just why would you need a firewall?'

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

Free Range Wifi.

Blocked Network

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"The Wifi went down for a couple of minutes..."

Still attempting to log on...

Wifi Peacock

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

IT security.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

'What's the big deal - we've been meeting on line for 100 years!'

WWW.World.com

"Look at him with his head in the Cloud."

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"