Network Professional Gifts

"You realize, of course, it's not what you are that counts. It's who you know. Who do you know?

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Networking

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

S.S.dot.com

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Fact amnesty"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

HUAWEI 5G

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

Introduction to Computer Science. In this class we'll cover hardware design, software engineering, cyber security, networking and many other topics. Later you can take advanced classes and study these subjects in great detail. The scary part is no matter how much we learn about computers we'll never know as much about them as they know about us!

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.