Phone Engineer Gifts

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Cloud Computing.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

HUAWEI 5G

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

A Highly Networked Staff

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Wifi Peacock

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

IT security.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Our Computer is Up/Down.