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'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Gadget geek.

The World Wide Web.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Cloud Computing.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"We've been cancelled."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

HUAWEI 5G

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

A Highly Networked Staff

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

IT security.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Wifi Peacock

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Our Computer is Up/Down.