Telephone Engineer Gifts

'This is the interoffice phone system they installed over the weekend?'

"Don't blame me,lady - that's where your husband told me to put it."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"We've been cancelled."

Data From a Truck

HUAWEI 5G

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

The first transatlantic communication.

'It's engaged.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

Telephone Box

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Bell invents the telephone.

Alexander Graham Bell sends the first text/sext message to Watson that says 'Mr. Waston, Come here. STOP. I want to see you. STOP. What are you wearing? STOP'

Remorse code

Failed Firsts. Inventors. Alexander Graham Bell's Telebone. Sit, boy … sit.

Data From a Truck

Laws and mobile technology

"Are you getting a signal up there?"