Telecom Technician Gifts

'I see you're on line.'

Overweight telephone repairman.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

HUAWEI 5G

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Networking

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

The first transatlantic communication.

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Telephone Box

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

Bell invents the telephone.

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

South America and Europe by phone.

Data From a Truck