Telecom Techie Gifts

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Polly txt speak

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

HUAWEI 5G

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'What does the internet have against my people?'