Phone Techie Gifts

Wanna play Death Kill Mayhem VII on our Androids? You can join my clan and we can march on cities and kill and pillage together. House of Java Cybercafe. Sorry little dude, I switched back to iPhone. iPhone doesn't have that game. That's lame. They should make it a cross-platform. if we could all kill and destroy each other together, then maybe iPhone users and Android users wouldn't hate each other so much. That's a beautiful dream. Or you can stop being a loser and get a real phone.

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Polly txt speak

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

All the apps hidden within a phone

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

I've always been slower than computers...

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Statue of liberty selfie

Latest Aye Phone

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'Why not Google it?'

'I need a smarter computer.'

Artificial Isle